Urban Nomads are internationalists who roam freely in search of their next career opportunity. The world is indeed their oyster. Is that you? Interested in those who are, maybe? Then read on, add comments, pose questions and join us as you may just be an Urban Nomad yourself.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Who is Gaddafi's tailor?
The burning question in my mind right now is: who is dressing Moammar? While snipers hunt down citizens, he stands at the ready, reading from his precious Green Book. He is laden in garb resembling a boxer's practice helmet with swaddling clothes covering his body.
He is imploring his disciples to crush the protestors. He has vowed a fight to the death. Perhaps red will be his preferred color in the coming days.
The other day he brought out a large white umbrella, saying he couldn't join his fellow Libyans, because it was raining. At least he had the right accessory for the rain.
While Benghazi burns and the death toll rises to the thousands, what will he wear as the bloodshed intensifies? Perhaps he will bring out that white suit again. A cleansing white to make the red in the streets stand out more. How about the bright lime green shirt he wore? He seems to fancy green. Perhaps he thinks it brings out the black in his eyes.
As the tanks roll and the military is urged to shoot on its own people, camouflage is, of course, always a solid choice in such circumstances. Green turban to match perhaps?
Ah well it will be so interesting to watch in the days to come. What goes well with the wood of a coffin or a funeral pyre? We can only hope to see.
Monday, January 17, 2011
Traveling Guide to Adaptive Behavior: Input Wanted!
My husband is in Prague on business. My in-laws, in Athens, are asking for our help to invest some very-needed cash in the US market. We are waiting for a head-hunter (oops, sorry, "executive recruiter") to get back to us on a position in Scotland and another based here in LA. And today I read an article which tipped my scale in terms of "urban nomad-ness" and really made me laugh: UBS has announced that it will allow its employees to veer from its previous standard recommendation of wearing "beige" undergarments to "allow" colors, including "red."
Really? Yup. The 157-year-old banking institution UBS has a history of providing detailed advice for its employees, which numbered 65,000 worldwide at the end of 2009. A handbook for bank trainees gives a country-by-country behavior guide.
In Russia, it tells employees to be prepared to hold your drink at business engagements and to "never reject an invitation to the sauna."
In Latin America, "turning up before an appointment might even be considered rude."
And in the United States, it says, "never criticize the President."
So I've decided to begin collecting notes on the "Traveling Urban Nomad's Guide to Adaptive Behavior." In other words, how to not screw your chances with clients, potential clients, new friends and even family.
Send me any thought, comments, funny experiences. I want to know more…like these:
In Hungary, it is frowned upon to smile at strangers. Why? They believe it is a sign of shiftiness, a sign of the "con." No influencing people with a winning smile there. Nope. It's the "monotone" that works well. Also, be very careful when making toasts with new clients as the saying for "To your health" is but a syllable away from "Up your a…" Magyars think it's particularly funny to trip you up on that one!
In Greece, if you need a taxi or are waving to a friend across the street, for heaven's sake do not put all five fingers up and wave them toward the person you want to attract. It means something similar to go do something nasty to themeslves…well it starts in English with an "f"…I think you get the picture.
Learn when to shake hands, with whom you can shakes hands, when shaking hands will cause a diplomatic incident. There are countries where it is appropriate to kiss a pig's butt, share the blood of an ox, even eat the brains of a monkey. But whatever you do in India, forget giving a gift made from a cow's hide!
So, please, dig deep. I want to know what cultural bloopers you've made!
So, please, dig deep. I want to know what cultural bloopers you've made!
Saturday, December 18, 2010
OMG…The Future is in my Living Room!
OMG! The future is here and now and is hanging on my wall in the form of a Panasonic television screen equipped with VieraCast! What, you ask? High def viewing combined with the power of the Internet, wild sound, a camera and the likes of SKYPE, Twitter, Netflix, Amazon Movies (did you even know they had a competitive service to Netflix??), Weather.com, Pandora radio, Picasa photos, assorted channels from Germany (yes, Germany, although I am in Pasadena, California) and all of my 500 channels from AT&T/U-verse. All this on the clearest, crispest plasma screen I've ever seen!
I am wowed. I can't wait to see what other services they have in store for us that are "coming soon."
All you need is an electric connection, Internet access and either your digital box for free television channels or a connection to a programming distribution service. VieraCast is a smart TV platform brought to us by Panasonic that makes it possible to stream multimedia content from the Internet directly into select televisions. Maybe this is the return of family viewing. The return of families sitting around the TV, together.
My husband and I did something we haven't done in years -- we actually danced and sang the night away, in our living room. We went to Pandora and set up our favorite, personal radio stations, choosing our favorite songs so that Pandora's computer software could psycho-select our stations for us! It reminded me of so many nights my sisters and I would put on records and dance while my parents watched, shaking their heads but inwardly appreciating the beat as we moved our hips and threw up our arms like chimps and had a great, shared time.
If you haven't yet gotten all your holiday gifts, this is one to consider! Ours cost us under $800 and has already given us hours of fun.
Happy Holidays to all!
I am wowed. I can't wait to see what other services they have in store for us that are "coming soon."
All you need is an electric connection, Internet access and either your digital box for free television channels or a connection to a programming distribution service. VieraCast is a smart TV platform brought to us by Panasonic that makes it possible to stream multimedia content from the Internet directly into select televisions. Maybe this is the return of family viewing. The return of families sitting around the TV, together.
My husband and I did something we haven't done in years -- we actually danced and sang the night away, in our living room. We went to Pandora and set up our favorite, personal radio stations, choosing our favorite songs so that Pandora's computer software could psycho-select our stations for us! It reminded me of so many nights my sisters and I would put on records and dance while my parents watched, shaking their heads but inwardly appreciating the beat as we moved our hips and threw up our arms like chimps and had a great, shared time.
If you haven't yet gotten all your holiday gifts, this is one to consider! Ours cost us under $800 and has already given us hours of fun.
Happy Holidays to all!
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